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Today, I was woken up by a loud noise, which I thought was an earthquake. It sounded like a car had driven right into my living room. Which was exactly what it was. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59266) - you deserved it (2357)

On 08/03/2009 at 8:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Nobody deserves this.

#2 - On 08/04/2009 at 3:23am by softbonez

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this one time, i was in the shower and i heard a loud bang, got out of the shower and asked my mom "why did it soiund like somebody crashed into the front of the house?" she looked at me and paused before saying "because kimmy (her friend) did." and then i see kimmy pop her head around a corner and smile. i went outside to see the damage in a towel alone. it was bad.

#12 - On 08/04/2009 at 3:52am by losientochico

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