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Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML

by callerid / 08/03/2009 at 7:45am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

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  • Lol that sucks! But it's better than having your car stolen and then calling your car phone and talking to the guy. (Seinfeld reference anybody?)

    #6 - On 08/03/2009 at 10:07am by zeppelin9000

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  • Funniest illustrated FML ever.

    #77 - On 08/23/2009 at 3:37pm by drokcab

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