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Today, I went to a wedding with my family. While the maid of honor was giving her non-heartfelt, three sentence speech, my mom and I started talking about how lame her speech was. When I turned around to look at my mom, I saw the camera recording the speech behind her. FML


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On 08/03/2009 at 2:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Why would you start talking smack about it DURING the speech? Show a little respect, you bitch.

#2 - On 08/03/2009 at 6:07am by onigiriqueen

See in context

in case you were too stupid to realise (which you are) weddings are usually conducted by people who haven't done this sort of thing that many times.

see how YOU go the first time you give a speech in public.

#4 - On 08/03/2009 at 6:19am by evilbrent

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