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Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49534) - you deserved it (2519)

On 08/02/2009 at 12:14pm - misc - by kashish0711 (man) - India (Chandigarh)

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That's hilarious.

#1 - On 08/02/2009 at 5:05pm by n0lovesongs

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wow that's kinda f'ed up

#2 - On 08/02/2009 at 5:05pm by jyn

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