Today, I was drinking at the local pub and started talking to a really cute guy. I bent down to pick up my bag and the second I did, I felt like I was going to throw up. I clamped my mouth shut in the vain hope that I could block it but as I stood back up, vomit sprayed out through my nose. FML

by soembarrassed / 08/02/2009 at 9:40am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous

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  • stomach acids in your nostrils... ouch

    #3 - On 08/02/2009 at 2:03pm by mubaki

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  • Go blow your nose, you'll be blowing chunks for weeks.

    #4 - On 08/02/2009 at 2:05pm by caancoha

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