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Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was 'A man running'. I didn't even get an apology. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60555) - you deserved it (2642)

On 08/01/2009 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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complain to the president, and you might get a free beer

#1 - On 08/01/2009 at 6:03am by ElMundio87

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Because people that rob houses never run right?

Hurray for dumbass police officers!

#5 - On 08/01/2009 at 6:17am by Tubasaurus

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