Holidays: Today, I was at the Polish border when I found my passport was...

By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 08:05 - Poland

Today, I was at the Polish border when I found my passport was gone. I contacted the last place I stayed at and the owner said he would handle it. I reluctantly agreed as I was being charged international rates. Apparently, "taking care of it" means telling the embassy I'm retarded. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 04:02 - United States

Today, my family and I were coming back from a trip to the US. As we reached the border patrol we realized that we were one passport short. The border patrol lectured us for 30 minutes about how irresponsible we were for not realizing that they had forgotten to give us one of our passports back. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2011 12:13 - United States

Today, my purse was stolen. Too bad it had all of my money and my passport. My flight is tomorrow, and the embassy is closed until Monday. Guess who gets to stay in a foreign country with no money and no identification for the next 3 days. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 06:06

Today, I was unable to go on my dream vacation because I thought I'd lost my passport. Feeling incredibly stupid, I had no choice but to watch my plane depart without me. Shortly after, my brother handed me passport, saying that since I wasn't going on my trip, I could use my refund to pay for his cat's surgery. My trip was non-refundable. FML

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Nicked it

By Imdead - 14/09/2018 22:00

Today, we're taking the plane home from Dublin after a school trip that I only barely got onto after troubles with my passport. Luckily for me, a kind person had decided to save me from the passport this evening - together with the rest of my wallet. I'm stuck. FML

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By misc - 08/06/2011 17:52 - Netherlands

Today, while in Holland, I lost the bag with my passport, debit and credit cards, license, and camera. I froze my accounts and filled out the paperwork for a new passport. My bag was found the second time I went to the police, with everything in it. Now my accounts are frozen for the 3 weeks I'm here. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2009 04:29 - Korea Republic of

Today, I picked up my passport, as my previous one was damaged in a car crash. As the teller warns me that a pattern of damaged passports will result in longer processing periods, she spills her coffee - all over my new passport. I'm supposed to go overseas in a month. FML

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By stuckhome - 08/04/2011 11:07 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband told me that he can't find his passport. We're supposed to be leaving for Prague in two days. He's known about the trip for months. It was the anniversary vacation that was going to help our frayed relationship. Now my money is going to a hotel in Prague, but I'm not. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2010 00:52 - Australia

Today, I found out that one of my best mates had his backpack, clothes, and everything else in it stolen at an airport overseas. I was feeling sorry for him all day. It took me 9 hours to remember that I actually loaned him my backpack for his trip. FML

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The devil is in the details

By Anonymous - 16/10/2019 06:00 - Australia

Today, after cancelling work, arguing with my family, scrambling to pack my bags, speeding to the airport and filling in immigration forms to fly out to have a much needed holiday, I wasn't allowed to check in. My passport has less than 6 months away from expiration on it. Yes, that's a thing, apparently. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Gilroy

Today, I was heading out for my flight to Australia. I'd put a padlock on my luggage to keep my wallet and passport safe, only to realize way too late that I'd left the key at home. I couldn't get at my passport and ended up missing my flight and my whole vacation along with it. FML

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allocomrade 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:05

well, if it took care of it.

manoverboard 0

Friday 31 July 2009 17:57

I bet half of you disrespecting Poland don't even know where it is.

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305alive 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:02

******* awesome

misssweetie 0

Friday 31 July 2009 17:36

definately awesome! ha ha ha ha no FML

kosscom 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 1:36

How about I bend you over and **** you in the ass? Bitch!

allocomrade 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:05

well, if it took care of it.

nuked 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:06

Sounds like it.

dimkims 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:10

at least he didn't forget poland.

axislave 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:16

Haha that was ******* funnier than that retarded FML lol if I could I would +rep you hahah thanks for making my day

ijrnelson 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:41

lol #4, i was gunna way that's not an FML cause at least u didnt have to go to poland

ericalew_xo 0

Friday 31 July 2009 17:04

What's wrong with Poland? I'm almost 100% Polish. I have pride in my heritage. OP: Who cares?

jaxsk 0

Friday 31 July 2009 17:05

But did he take care of it? I don't totally get it... Americans use that as slang for stupid, and you did leave your passport, so....

diabetic_rage 0

Friday 31 July 2009 17:26

i don't understand this FML

majorFup 0

Friday 31 July 2009 17:28

hey it worked didnt it :P

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Same thing different taste

The old switcheroo

Nicked it

The devil is in the details

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