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Today, my girlfriend of one month and I had an amazing night of dinner and dancing, but when I leaned in to kiss her, she said, "You're joking right?" FML

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On 02/14/2009 at 12:35pm - misc - by semi-depressed (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Yeah, get out of there. Even if she isn't using you, "You're joking right?" isn't the response she should have to you trying to kiss her after a month of dating and a wonderful night. "Boyfriends kissing their girlfriends at the end of a date? Why that's preposterous!"

#6 - On 02/14/2009 at 2:00pm by Speech

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If she isn't SUPER religious, then dump her, because she is just using you. If she is super religious, keep waiting if you really like her.

#8 - On 02/14/2009 at 2:25pm by bobdole

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