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Today, I was downtown wit ma boyfriend around Noon wen we walkd past a few guys wo soutd out to me ( You're te most beautiful girl we've seen all day )!! My boyfriend's response was ( It's still early!! ) big fat FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48763) - you deserved it (4090)

On 07/30/2009 at 8:32am - misc - by epicc1584 - United States (Maryland) - moderated by the Jackass crew

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nice compliments from the guys. sucks you have a jerk for a boyfriend. I would have replied back that they were the hottest guys I'd seen in a long time.

#4 - On 07/30/2009 at 2:24pm by simplyn2deep

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Ouch!

#1 - On 07/30/2009 at 2:19pm by necrobese

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