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Today, I was short shifted at work because one of my employee's decided not to show up. Furious, I wrote her up and made predetermined judgments about her. When she came in, I went off on her for being absent and leaving me stuck. She then informed me her mom tried to commit suicide. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11772) - you deserved it (58824)

On 07/29/2009 at 7:49pm - misc - by Toast514 - Canada (Quebec)

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Way to explode too soon!

Didn't you notice this is out of her character???


#1 - On 07/30/2009 at 3:11am by saraa615

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How would you have known? IMO, not your fault.

#4 - On 07/30/2009 at 3:16am by zip123

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