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Man or woman?

Today I just found out dad got ramarriad a yaar ago. Ta woman is officially living wit us I got to ava lunc wit ar alona today. I found out sa is only 22 wit a 14 yaar old littla brotar. My dad's 47. I'm 17 now wit a 14 yaar old uncla an a mom tat can pass for looool girlfriand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53105) - you deserved it (2656)

On 07/29/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by Beefballs (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Sucks for you...go find yourself an older woman and show her to your dad lol

#1 - On 07/29/2009 at 10:05am by axislave

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Marry her mom so you could be your own Grampa

#18 - On 07/29/2009 at 10:19am by hayno

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