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Today, I realized I bought 30 condoms last year. I now have 29. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20500) - you deserved it (4322)

On 01/31/2009 at 12:24pm - misc - by fuckit - United States (Ohio)

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When I got married, my husband's best friend gave him a package of condoms at his bachelor party. little did we know he had carefully opened the box and stuck a tiny needle though all of them and then glued the box shut again. Nine months later....

#3 - On 02/12/2009 at 2:13pm by alwaysalady

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You've used one more than I have in my entire life. Be glad :)
I'm a proud virgin. Ignore everyone saying "get out more" and shit like that. Best to have it with someone you think deserves it, not the first person you see.

#17 - On 09/01/2009 at 3:16pm by Mauskau

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