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Today, a friend asked me if I could help him set up the stage for his wedding. Feeling honored that he considered me a close enough friend to aid him on his special day, I agreed to help. Turns out we aren't so close. I was asked to leave after I was done because I hadn't actually been invited. FML


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On 07/28/2009 at 2:34am - misc - by partypooper (man) - United States (California)

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He actually ASKED you to leave? "Thanks for your help, please don't hang around"? That sucks

#2 - On 07/28/2009 at 10:10am by gxjkb

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Tell him you're glad he understands how awkward it would have been for you to hang around, with you sleeping with his fiance last month and all.

#6 - On 07/28/2009 at 10:19am by mobius8

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