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Man or woman?

Today, my immature dad said I am a girl not a woman, so my witty response was ''I have a period, I'm pretty sure that makes me a woman.'' My dad stole my phone and sent a text to everyone in my address book, quoting me. Including the guy I like. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48913) - you deserved it (15867)

On 07/27/2009 at 12:10am - misc - by bookworm94 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

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*wonders how old OP is*

#2 - On 07/27/2009 at 6:11am by smiller0789

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Why the "including the guy I like" part? I mean, how is it bad that he knows you're a woman?

#5 - On 07/27/2009 at 6:18am by SirAwesome

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