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Today, I was mowing lawns for my summer job. I noticed next to me a shiny new corvette being washed by the owner. I gave a friendly wave, just as I heard a big clank as the mower blade shot a rock into the side of the car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46071) - you deserved it (4585)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:59am - misc - by ferrin10 - United States (Idaho)

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DUDE A CORVETTE!!!!!??? come on!!!

#1 - On 07/26/2009 at 10:25am by Will09

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It wasn't your fault, your lawnmower did it.

#4 - On 07/26/2009 at 10:29am by EvAnWuzhere

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