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By dxplq876 - 17/03/2009 03:13 - United States

Today, I was walking out of the grocery store and out of no where, a car backing up pretty fast speeds downs the parking lot and hits me, causing me to fall down and drop all of the groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML

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Lawyer up

By gnofin - 22/03/2016 21:23 - United States

Today, I was walking out of a grocery store. I hit the button on my key to open the trunk, which hit an old lady just under her chin and knocked her to the ground. As she laid there, she pointed a shaky, bony finger at me and yelled that she would sue me for everything I have. FML

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Supermarket crash

By Anonymous - 03/03/2023 10:00

Today, I slipped on a small wet patch of floor in the grocery store and fell flat on my back, bringing my half-full shopping cart down with me. FML

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By This Guy - 26/09/2011 17:18 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML

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By tracelee - 03/03/2009 09:22 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By Chops - 09/03/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, I was walking from my office to the place i had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. As I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML

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Sorry, I guess…

By NotHelpingAgain - 28/10/2022 18:00 - United States

Today, I was fixing something in the back of my truck when a shopping cart sped past me towards traffic. I jumped down to catch it, but it was too late. Luckily, it didn't hit anyone, but a woman and her husband stopped to tell me what an asshole I was. Sorry for trying to save your car from someone else's cart. FML

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By Biggie - 12/05/2009 07:49 - United States

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend when she began skipping ahead of me and out in to the street. I saw a car coming right at her so I tackled her to the ground to save her. Turns out the car was stopping and was never going to hit her, and my girlfriend doesn't appreciate concussions. FML

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By Two wrecks one car - 20/08/2018 16:30 - United States - New Braunfels

Today, a woman pulled out in front me and I couldn't avoid hitting her. When we pulled off on the side of the road to inspect the damage, she backed into me. My car is only a month old. FML

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Coming through!

By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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Bennyboy1985 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 12:32

What a ******* bitch. It would be nice if her car got hit by a train with her in it and the driver started freaking out about running late.

CTL_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 12:26

that's happened to me before. a woman reversed into me, and didn't even get out of her car, she just drove off. some woman standing 5 feet behind me was even screaming.

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CTL_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 12:26

that's happened to me before. a woman reversed into me, and didn't even get out of her car, she just drove off. some woman standing 5 feet behind me was even screaming.

the_s1w 0

Monday 7 September 2009 4:39

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pharrig64 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 7:06

You can sue for that you know? Pedestrians technically have the right of way in a parking lot.

crudeandrudeguy 29

Saturday 19 September 2015 20:51

@94- Which is precisely why she took off

Bennyboy1985 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 12:32

What a ******* bitch. It would be nice if her car got hit by a train with her in it and the driver started freaking out about running late.

UltimateIdiot911 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 12:45

You should break her side view mirror for that.

Aethren 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 12:50

This is always why I get help out, even when I'm buying a 6pack. They always ask so always say yes. That way either the bagger gets hit or we both do.

Jimboom 11

Tuesday 17 March 2009 12:52

Should have keyed her car!

definecrazy 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 12:52

You should've kicked her ass while she was looking at the bumper.

Mikeymikey 4

Tuesday 17 March 2009 13:18

yeah shes a bitch.... sounds like karma will get her back soon.. btw have u done anything really wrong lately??? maybe karma paid u a visit!! lol joking... well i would have thrown my crushed groceries, preferrably milk at her ugly fat face and tell her "well u know u should look livid after trying to run me over u know...."