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Today, I bust my lip when a car bumped into mine. As I headed home, I was stopped by the police who told me my back light was out. I tried to explain, but it just came out as "fghjiljh" because of my lip. I was arrested on suspicion of drinking and driving. FML


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On 07/23/2009 at 5:19pm - misc - by Gg (man) - United Kingdom (Bradford)

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LOLL, wait but I don't get how you can't talk properly just cause your lip is swollen a bit

#1 - On 07/23/2009 at 6:45pm by Jankae

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That sucks. But a test would immediately prove you didn't drink, so it's not that bad?

#2 - On 07/23/2009 at 6:46pm by _Noon_

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