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Today, I had a fight with my little sister. Later she apologized and made me dinner to make up for it. I thought it was pretty good until I found out that instead of using Parmesan cheese in the recipe, she used foot shavings from her Ped Egg. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55682) - you deserved it (5863)

On 07/22/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by vomitingnow (man) - United States

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ewwwwwwwwwwwwww ew ew ew ew ew do NOT trust your sister ever again!!!

And LukeDog, STFU.

#1 - On 07/22/2009 at 6:07am by heyyou1203

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OH MY FUCKING GOD.
I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH!

and i thought it was gross when the poured it into the trash can on the commercial! :x

#2 - On 07/22/2009 at 6:17am by tjdgafplz

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