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Today, I was performing in the musical 'Cabaret'. I was playing a Nazi soldier, swastika armband and all. Someone thought it would be funny to take my real clothes while I was on stage. I had to walk a mile back my house with my costume on. Someone threw eggs at me. FML


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On 07/21/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

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Couldn't you just take your jacket off or turn it inside out??

#6 - On 07/22/2009 at 4:11am by Laci_Laine

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Isn't it your right as an American to parade around as a Nazi anyway?

#5 - On 07/22/2009 at 4:04am by mobius8

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