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Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37922) - you deserved it (12427)

On 07/19/2009 at 8:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

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YDI for being so full of yourself. "one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life", tss.

#12 - On 07/20/2009 at 3:22am by _Noon_

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She just knows how to get a tip!

#1 - On 07/20/2009 at 3:02am by Broc

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