Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

by Shamu / 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

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  • hahahahahahaha

    #6 - On 02/13/2009 at 11:02pm by beerpong26

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  • oh, gosh. dads are always so sensitive.

    #15 - On 02/14/2009 at 1:11am by wtf

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