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Today, I had to wait outside Starbucks. While standing, I started day dreaming and didn't notice I had been staring at a table beside the window for a long time. Suddenly, someone went up to me and said "Try not to be so obvious". Sitting at the table was a girl with a huge cleavage. FML


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On 07/19/2009 at 10:13am - misc - by lifedoessuck12 (man) - Philippines (Pasay)

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lmao, im starting to wonder what u were day dreaming about.....

#2 - On 07/19/2009 at 2:08pm by Calamity157

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Sucks being the only strait person in a Starbucks doesn't it?

#9 - On 07/19/2009 at 2:16pm by icertainlysuck

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