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Today, after my son's new friend spent the night, I commented on how his hair had such a straight line in it from one ear to the other. I joked about how he must have fallen asleep with headphones on, or had bad hat hair. He informed me it was a scar from brain surgery he had when he was younger. FML


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On 07/18/2009 at 7:26am - misc - by insertfoothere (woman) - United States (California)

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You didn't know. Just apologize once and that's all you can do.

#6 - On 07/18/2009 at 10:12am by awesomelylame

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He probably wasn't offended. I bet he has to explain that all the time anyway

#12 - On 07/18/2009 at 10:23am by MadeOfAwesome

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