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Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45757) - you deserved it (9257)

On 07/16/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by joe1234 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Hey, that's cool! Why don't we have a "screw you that's awesome" button?

#1 - On 07/17/2009 at 3:52am by shoeofallcosmos

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lmao. your friend is awesome.

#2 - On 07/17/2009 at 3:53am by pizz0wn3d

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