Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML

by natty / 03/16/2009 at 12:02pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

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  • Why didn't you just hide in the closetor something?

    #1 - On 03/16/2009 at 4:55pm by PhantomMask

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  • hahah this is awesome, id love to see that
    and #1, obviously he/she was drunk, the window probably seemed like the fail-proof option at the time

    #4 - On 03/16/2009 at 4:59pm by MistAtMarseilles

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