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Today, I went to see a movie. After getting my seat, I went out to get food. Coming back, I saw the security guard. Thinking he would ask me for my ticket, I moved all the food to one hand to get the ticket in my pocket. I spilled it all. He didn't ask to see it. FML


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On 07/15/2009 at 11:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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you couldn't wait until he asked like a normal person? and im surprised noone claimed first on these last ones that were posted... there is hope for fml

#2 - On 07/15/2009 at 2:14pm by fyourlife33

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Aww ): the movie popcorn goodness D:

#4 - On 07/15/2009 at 2:16pm by stephanietong

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