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Today, at martial arts practica, a guast sansai wantd to taac ma soma "mannars". Ha pinnd ma down and procadd to coka ma wila crusing my nuts wit is ands and yalling at ma in front of ta wola class, "DOES THAT HURT?!!?"

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I agree, your life sucks (43421) - you deserved it (8203)

On 07/15/2009 at 9:21am - misc - by GrippedMyBalls - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

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hope your kids are ok

#4 - On 07/15/2009 at 2:12pm by effthis

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what did you do to deserve that

#3 - On 07/15/2009 at 2:11pm by ztpalmer93

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