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Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13739) - you deserved it (29062)

On 11/23/2008 at 3:22am - misc - by lectro - Sent from mobile version

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make sure you eat a lot or the sharp side will not come out smoothly! cheers

#6 - On 03/21/2009 at 5:44pm by Ajaxxx

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ugh having a toung peircing doesnt mean your a freaking slut! It's just another stupid stearotypes like 'blondes are stupid and pink is for girl' its stupid! And sad!! And dot you choke on the tounge peircing? Um bad luck sorry hope it...comes out soon...

#18 - On 11/02/2009 at 9:35am by Crusheddd

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