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Today, I came out to my dad. He called me weak minded and said that he has never been more disappointed in me. I didn't come out as gay. I came out as a vegetarian. FML

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On 07/14/2009 at 2:58am - misc - by pkstarstorm (man) - United States (New York)

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Yay for all the vegetarians

#6 - On 07/14/2009 at 10:06am by _Noon_

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Vegetarians are awsome and anybody who says they're pussys or anything like that are pathetic idiots!

#10 - On 07/14/2009 at 10:14am by darkmis1

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