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Today, I learned that "Officer, I do not consent to any searches" means "Officer, please handcuff me, I am trying to be difficult" in cop speak. FML

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On 07/12/2009 at 4:59am - misc - by whatrights - United States (California)

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That's total abuse of power.

#3 - On 07/12/2009 at 10:19am by zombiepeanut

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This really depends on why they wanted to search you... If they had a good reason for wanting to, and you wouldn't consent, they were well within their rights.

#4 - On 07/12/2009 at 10:19am by mobius8

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