Today, I have to choose between one eyebrow or none because I'm a heavy sleeper and my brother is a moron. FML
by wow / 07/11/2009 at 4:02pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
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wait till your brother falls asleep and put superglue on his hand, and make him touch his face.
#4 - On 07/11/2009 at 7:41pm by Fml37
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Wow. You should sneak into his room while he's asleep and pluck his one chest hair.
#13 - On 07/11/2009 at 7:51pm by cactus
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