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Today, I moved in with my brother to save on a swanky apartment. I was skeptical as to how this would work out as we fought a lot as kids. Our first big fight? Whether or not to keep his dorm-style futon complete with Return of the Jedi sheets. He's a 35-yr old physician; I'm a 28-yr old lawyer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32024) - you deserved it (9499)

On 07/11/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by bdiddy (woman) - United States (New York)

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Lmfao. This is fucking awesome.

#1 - On 07/11/2009 at 7:41pm by AndelleRae

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#9, you're an idiot. my sister is 20 years older than i am. large age gaps do happen between siblings.

anyway, if it was his house in the first place and he LET you move in, then YDI. you shouldn't try to make him get rid of his stuff.

#14 - On 07/11/2009 at 7:47pm by mehwhateverr

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