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Today, I was rejected from the University of Washington. My dad has been a professor there for 30 years, and is on the board of admissions. FML


I agree, your life sucks (421662) - you deserved it (97033)

On 03/16/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)

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That must be equally embarrassing for him.

#1 - On 03/16/2009 at 11:04am by vonstrangle

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Obviously you assumed you could just get in because your daddy works there and probably didn't try to do well in high school.
Your loss.

#9 - On 03/16/2009 at 11:25am by kaset_j

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