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Today, I'm studying abroad in Russia, and I lost my keys to my dorm room. In the office I asked for a spare and she spoke really fast so I couldn't hear her. Assuming I don't speak Russian, she gets on the phone and calls maintenance saying, "There is this ugly girl about to cry... come fix it." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41895) - you deserved it (2354)

On 07/10/2009 at 8:50am - misc - by icanunderstand (woman) - Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City)

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In Soviet Russia, you don't lose keys. KEYS LOSE YOU!

#2 - On 07/10/2009 at 2:14pm by SilverXeno

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you should of said " the ugly girl can hear you" in Russian to her

#13 - On 07/10/2009 at 2:28pm by WFMS

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