Today, I had a stomach virus, so I didn't eat anything. My new roommate asked me if I was anorexic and to prove I wasn't, I ate a sandwich in front of her... Only to go into the bathroom and throw it up later. She heard and now thinks I'm bulimic. FML

by IEatDammit / 01/29/2009 at 10:26pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

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  • Why didn't you just say you had a stomach virus?

    #8 - On 03/11/2009 at 2:14am by Ngood7

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  • I like the name you posted with.

    #3 - On 02/18/2009 at 9:34am by Eir

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