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Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52412) - you deserved it (8569)

On 07/05/2009 at 6:07am - misc - by wetboy (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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Meanwhile, somewhere else on FML.

"Today I felt comfortable enough with my boyfriend to stay the night with him in spite of an embarrassing problem. I did it because he kept pressuring me. I wet his bed, and he was a real jerk about it. He even posted details about it on this site, as if I wouldn't bloody see it. FML"

#12 - On 07/05/2009 at 10:14am by stringoffail

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That's a shame. She's probably really embarrassed about it all.

Try to be understanding, if you can.

#9 - On 07/05/2009 at 10:13am by tgm0112

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