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Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML


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On 07/02/2009 at 12:13am - misc - by S4L - Sent from mobile version

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I don't understand. Portable stalls? Then how could it tip? If not, how could someone get a hand under the door?

#2 - On 07/02/2009 at 6:20am by Lexia

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I don't think I've seen a portable stall with an opening in the door like that...

That guy probably deserved it for sticking his phone in like that, but you really should have thought ahead...

#5 - On 07/02/2009 at 6:26am by FPsLife

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