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Today, my boyfriend was on the roof of his house. I climbed the ladder but I am kind of scared of heights so when I got up there I just sat on the edge. The gutter broke and fell down and I fell along with it. My boyfriend said, "I've been trying to tell you to go on a diet". FML

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On 07/01/2009 at 11:36pm - misc - by sydsophnova (woman) - United States (California)

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Why would you sit on the edge of a roof if you're afraid of heights...?

#4 - On 07/02/2009 at 6:26am by Katt1

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You forgot to say if you're large or not. I'm guessing yes.

But YDI it anyway. If you're scared of heights, why the fuck would you sit on the EDGE, where you can see the fall clearly?

#2 - On 07/02/2009 at 6:21am by Lexia

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