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Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML


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On 03/15/2009 at 11:47am - misc - by Alexa23 (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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hahah i said that to my mom when i was little and she just laughed. but my boobs are bigger than hers so my wish came true!

#2 - On 03/15/2009 at 5:50pm by dem

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I guess it's nice that your sister looks up to you?

#7 - On 03/15/2009 at 5:55pm by wafflemonger

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