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Today, I spent 5 hours preparing dinner for my fianc''s grandparents, whom I've never met. At dinner, his grandmother says to him, "If you're going to pick someone to spend the rest of your life with, at least make sure she can cook." I'm the executive chef at a 4 star restaurant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (95084) - you deserved it (5394)

On 03/15/2009 at 12:56am - misc - by chefdujour (woman) - United States (New York)

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Further proof that some grandparents/parents will be negative - no matter what.

#2 - On 03/15/2009 at 10:51am by Paulspacefdot

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And? Maybe they just have bad taste in food, or you honestly messed up. If you know you're good, it's not a big deal, really.

#1 - On 03/15/2009 at 10:44am by totalx

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