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Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26528) - you deserved it (44864)

On 06/29/2009 at 1:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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what do you usually wear then ?

because you don't just gain enough weight to fit nothing overnight.

#5 - On 06/29/2009 at 5:24pm by kels_bets21

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I gained 80 lbs over know what helped me lose the weight? Exercise and not being online whining about my weight and reading fml. Unless you have a thyroid problem, or another medical condition, ydi!

#21 - On 06/29/2009 at 5:41pm by yep_me_again

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