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Today, I was riding my bike without the seat cover on. I hit a curb wrong and the two metal rods from the skeleton of the seat went through my jeans. I went to the med clinic to then find out that I had to get stitches in my scrotum. There were no male doctors. FML


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On 06/28/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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Ouch! Bad scene. YDI a little bit for not seeing that coming when you rode without a seat.

#1 - On 06/28/2009 at 8:12pm by wordly

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umm....use a seat cover??
why the hell would you ride a bike without a seat?

#4 - On 06/28/2009 at 8:14pm by paks7

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