Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML

by OfCourse / 06/27/2009 at 1:32am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

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  • Punch her, then vomit.
    On your dad.

    #4 - On 06/27/2009 at 6:23am by MaramaBreaksFace

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  • so which did you pick cuz I might have done the first to her then my dad

    #2 - On 06/27/2009 at 6:20am by amatayo

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