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Today, my car was impounded because I never registered it in California after moving here. In order to get it back, I need to register it. In order to register it, I need to pass a CA smog check. In order to pass the smog check, I need my car. FML


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On 06/23/2009 at 7:05pm - misc - by nicklesg (woman) - United States (California)

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FML! thats what happens when you live in the most fucked up state in the country

#1 - On 06/23/2009 at 8:59pm by headshotkillz

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You should have done that all when you moved to California.
Call me insensitive, but YDI.

#3 - On 06/23/2009 at 9:00pm by notapplicable123

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