Today, I needed money to go to the movie. I asked my mom if I could reach in her purse and grab a few bucks. When I opened up her purse her phone started to vibrate. I yelled over to my mom that her phone was ringing. She said the phone was next to her. I looked in the purse. It was a vibrator. FML

by Noname / 03/13/2009 at 7:04pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

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  • She carries a vibrator in her purse. Whoa that's pretty intense, can't wait to get home?

    #2 - On 03/13/2009 at 11:25pm by OperationNicole

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  • Why are there so many vibrator stories

    #4 - On 03/13/2009 at 11:28pm by W33nie

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