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Today, my grandmother who has Alzheimer's and can't usually remember my name, had a sudden moment of clarity and asked me why I'm still not married yet. FML


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On 01/28/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by calikola - United States (New Jersey)

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Your grandmother atleast cares. Maybe she meant it differently than it came out. Don't take it too bad.

#4 - On 06/19/2009 at 11:47pm by vooper

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My grandma has Alzheimer's too. Consider yourself lucky that she remembers who you are AND that your not married. My grandma thinks I'm my aunt. Who is double my age.

#10 - On 06/09/2011 at 11:51pm by Amanda127

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