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Today, I woke up extremely hungover. I couldn't find my car keys so I went out to my car to see if I had locked them inside. I walked back to the door of my apartment barefoot and empty handed, only to find that I had locked myself out of the apartment. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9632) - you deserved it (39997)

On 06/19/2009 at 1:34pm - misc - by crap (woman) - United States (New York)

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Ok if you woke up hungover and unable to find your car keys something is telling me you drove home drunk like a freaking idiot so YDI! And as for locking yourself out of your apartment... YDI AGAIN for walking out without shoes or keys! The sympathy boat has sailed my friend and you are sooooooo not on it!!!!

#4 - On 06/19/2009 at 5:21pm by Dummie

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Oh god, we have all been there.

#3 - On 06/19/2009 at 5:20pm by wienerwagon

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