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Today, when I was shaving , I wanted to see what I looked like with a Hitler 'tache. Since I was shaving anyway I just left that part and figured I'd shave it later. Well I was goose stepping around my room for awhile and then forgot about it. I ran into my girlfriend's parents later that day. FML


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On 03/13/2009 at 1:03am - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Colorado)

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niiiice:D i'm glad to know i'm not the only one doing stupid sh*t like that;)

#1 - On 03/13/2009 at 11:07am by not1

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What is goose stepping?

#7 - On 03/13/2009 at 11:32am by juicebahx

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