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Today, I had a coffee date. The guy was waiting with coffee to meet me on the patio. I walked up to him, caught my favorite pendant necklace on the table, broke the necklace trying to get it free, and rattled the table so intensely that the guy's coffee spilled all over him. FML
Unless you were at a lower level than the table or the pendant was on a long ass necklace there is no way you could have caught it on the table just by walking past it. Unless you walk with as hunch or something in which case you have worse problems than just this.
If he was a nicer guy,
he wouldve helped you get the necklace outt.
he deserves to have coffee spilled on him.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 3 July 2015