Miscellaneous: Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl....

By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML

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By luvs2spooge89 - 01/05/2013 14:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML

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You deserved it 76 456

By Dkim620 - 07/01/2013 03:16 - United States

Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 487

You deserved it 4 362

By TipsyTj - 29/03/2016 13:05 - Canada - Kentville

Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 215

You deserved it 3 265

By iammike - 24/08/2010 22:36 - United States

Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML

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You deserved it 36 007

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 18:00 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today I ran across the street to help a woman who had fallen off her bicycle. While running, I tripped and broke my arm. Surgery is needed. FML

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You deserved it 141

By SeeTony - 19/11/2009 07:33 - United States

Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML

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You deserved it 5 504

By Anonymous - 04/08/2019 00:01

Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 959

You deserved it 126

By bet a woman would've been thanked - 07/05/2013 20:21 - United Kingdom - Redditch

Today, I was out jogging, when I saw a girl fall off her bike and start crying. I ran over to see if she was hurt. Apparently her neighbour thought I was trying to kidnap her, because he ran out with a baseball bat and threatened to beat me to death if I didn't get lost. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 106

You deserved it 3 103

By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

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You deserved it 46 897

By anonymous - 16/10/2010 15:18 - Canada

Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 378

You deserved it 4 301

dyingstart 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 9:37

At least she helped you.

catatonicsleep 17

Wednesday 17 June 2009 9:49

She stopped to help you....might be a good way to start a conversation with her...

Comments

jb2012 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 9:39

that (b)itch. that was rude of her.

jmoose311 3

Thursday 18 June 2009 6:38

#39 is right. Stop trying to impress and be somebody you're not. I hope this chick dumps your pathetic fake ass. YDI

MrCatman1125 2

Wednesday 10 October 2012 3:38

How so? She helped him up.

blueberriies 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 9:39

LOL

cookiemonster17 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 3:42

guess u really fell for her huh?

MissIndependent2_fml 0

Saturday 24 April 2010 13:49

^ fail. Stop trying to be cool.

dyingstart 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 9:37

At least she helped you.

maggy_fml 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 17:11

lol yeah this is a great excuse for them to start going out. alot of girls would find that adorable. i sure do

humorizer 14

Thursday 18 June 2009 6:41

Deja Vu much?

humorizer 14

Thursday 18 June 2009 6:52

Oh cool, it's a RAID 0 setup for this comment. AWESOME!

augustdanielle 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 7:45

I hope you got her number, haha!

LuckyCharms_fml 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 13:32

Go Eat a bunch of dick (or a bag of something that phrase is usually used for bag of shit idk what the D is) Die in a fire you Piece of shit douchebag

smorgasm 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 0:48

really, this is just opportunity calling, i hope you took the chance to talk dumbass. if shes in the mood to laugh, make the best of it.

hellokittywhore 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 18:56

I agree with 57 I would find that adorable I myself am a walkin disaster, In a completely flat and empty room I will find something to trip on!! so it's not a turn off just cute I think^^

irokyoursox 6

Saturday 2 April 2011 8:38

OP should have laughed about it then they would go lut

shootintacos 0

Monday 31 October 2011 13:15

She could've queefed on you. O_o

catatonicsleep 17

Wednesday 17 June 2009 9:49

She stopped to help you....might be a good way to start a conversation with her...

wbrycem 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 9:53

Lol. You already had it in the bag, why try to sugar coat it by running backwards? Durrr

Cazly_420 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 10:05

That's not an FML, that could be a cute "how we met" tale You'll live, I'm sure.

magusuri_fml 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 9:49

And you weren't like, "Hay, when I'm at the hospital recovering from this grievous injury you're gonna be there to help nurse me back to health and in the process fall madly in love with me, right?" Or at least get her number for the trouble looking at her caused you.